Sunday, December 30, 2007

Come Dancing, My Fanatics...

Happy New Year, everyone! This week, it's back to the metal, as I review the latest from doom metal kings Electric Wizard! Without further ado:

Witchcult Today

Monday, December 24, 2007

Werewolves abound this holiday season!

This week: New fiction from Bonehand, just in time for the Christmas Eve!
Happy Holidays everyone! Without further ado:

Lookout Pass

Sunday, December 16, 2007

A little Somethin' Somethin' for the Holidays!

New this week! A little holiday cheer from Bonehand and Friends! Without further ado:

Gift of the Jedi

Sunday, December 9, 2007

All New! Bone/Bat Episode Three!

New this week! Steve and Gord are back with an all new third episode of the Bone/Bat podcast! Without further ado:

Bone/Bat Podcast

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Dream Sequence

New this week, the inestimable Mr. T. Holub returns to stir the soul with more of his own personal brand of poetic plastique. Without further ado:

dream sequence

Bonehand Plugfest!

There's a couple o' cool things going on this week that I wanted to mention. First off, Seattle shred-merchants (and Bone/Bat musical contributors) Barefoot Barnacle got a cool ass write-up in this week's issue of The Stranger Weekly. Check it out HERE.

Want to hear Barefoot Barnacle for yourself? Click the tentacles. You know you want it.

Barefoot Barnacle

Secondly, an epic Bonehand thank-you to the gang at Drunken Zombie Podcast, who saw fit to give this humble site a shout-out last week, going so far as to close out their latest episode with our own musical effort Mortgage of Doom! [song link]

Drunken Zombie
is in my opinion the finest Horror review podcast currently haunting the ether, so do yourself a favor and check their bad selves by clicking the Zombie below!

Drunken Zombie

Sunday, November 25, 2007


It's official, I'm obsessed. I can't seem to put a pencil to paper without drawing a cartoony dragster. So this week, the second installment in my new art series. Without further ado:

Wolf Wagon

Sunday, November 18, 2007


This week: new music from The Bonehand Experience, featuring T S Holub!


(Awesome song title courtesy of Thor.)

Sunday, November 11, 2007


This week, a little Bonehand tribute to the work of Ed Roth, partially inspired by the fine work of 19091977 at Goblinko. Without further ado:

Big Daddy

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Blast(beats) from the past!

This one's been kicking around the cranial hard-drive for a while, but since you folks seem to like the concert reviews, I figure better late than never. So without further ado:

Metal for the Masses Tour: The Haunted and Dark Tranquillity. El Corazon, Seattle, 4/10/07

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Happy Halloween From Bonehand!

And to prove I care, here's Epiode 2, the latest BoneBat podcast! Enjoy!


Monday, October 22, 2007

If you want blood...

This week, as she is getting into a Halloween mood, my One True requested of me a vampire story. What Skamama wants, Skamama gets, so without further ado:


Saturday, October 13, 2007

Return of the Dishwasher!

After a 6 month hiatus, It is my pleasure to present this week, the long-awaited fourth installment of GJ Caulkins debut work of fiction on Without further ado:

Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher: Chapter Four

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Finntroll! Fram! Fram! Fram!

This week: A new metal review as I chronicle the first ever Seattle visit of the mighty Finntroll! And if you haven't already, don't forget to check out first episode of the Bone/Bat podcast. Without further ado:

Finntroll w/ Ceremonial Castings, As Dead ad O-Ren, I Rot and Evangelist. Seattle, Oct 2nd 2007

Sunday, September 30, 2007

What do you get when you cross a wombat and a...?

This week, something completely new! "Shotgun" and I have been slaving away in the lab on this for a while, and are proud to finally present the debut edition of the Bone/Bat podcast, a joint production of and I hope you enjoy this first installment. Without further ado:


WARNING: Bone/Bat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor impaired, our mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, cornish game hens, turkeys or anyone with a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity.

Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

My Breakout Post!

This week, a photographic illustration of what I've been up to the last two weekends, as opposed to writing, or music, or other artistic pursuits. Without further ado:


or, "Twilight of the Shower Window".

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Frog A Doodlee Doo!

This week, I present a little drawing I cooked up recently while playing with my new drawing pad. Granted, It isn't much, but hey: It's opening weekend in the NFL, and I spent the day at the Seahawks game.

Without further ado:


Sunday, August 26, 2007

Rural Noir? New Fiction!

This week, I'd like to present the first chapter in a piece of new short fiction I've been working on, a bit of "rural noir" if you will. Without further ado:

Tension 1. The Courtesy

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Prickly Poetry!

This week, another fine poetic effort from the pen of T S Holub.


Sunday, August 12, 2007

More Metal!

It's time for more metal, as I review the latest musical effort from one of my favorite merchants of metallic deviltry! Without further ado:

Entombed - Serpent Saints

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Are you ready for a Football Book Review?!?!

The Seahawks opened training camp this week.

And I got my season tickets in the mail.

It's time to start talking football my friends, so this week I let my geek flag fly with a book review! Without further ado:

Fantasy Football: The Next Level, by David M. Dorey

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Mindful Noodling

Gonzalo visited Tokyo recently, and returned with the following ruminations on ramen, in the form of haiku of course. Without further ado:

Five Bowls of Ramen

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Tools of the Trade

This week, a new photo from the lens of Bonehand. Without further ado:

Wall of Sound

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Can it get any Heavier?

There's more Metal on the menu this week, as I review Friday's Nile show at Seattle's Studio Seven. Without further ado:

Nile, Studio Seven, Seattle. July 13, 2007

Featuring DAATH and ChthoniC, with Beltfed Weapon, Vulgarizer and Gift of Prophecy.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Straight Outta Scotland!

This week, I am thrilled to present a short story from a newcomer to, Chloe Nightingale. A true renaissance woman, Chloe is a musician, web designer, and crafter extraordinaire, as well as a good friend of the SkaMama. Earlier this week I had a chance to read this tremendously cool piece she wrote, and I knew it was perfect for the site. Fortunately, she hardly made me beg at all to let me present it here. So, without further ado:


Friday, June 29, 2007

Time to give something back...

When I first started six months ago, it was merely my own humble effort to establish a freeform, hand-crafted creative outlet for me and my friends. I had no hope whatsoever that it would ever develop any sort of a following. However, in recent weeks
the sheer volume of wonderful feedback and encouragement that has been cramming my email box has been overwhelming! So much so, that I can think of no better way to repay your kindness than by answering your mail personally! So, without Further ado:

Bonehand's Big Ol' Mail Sack, Vol. 1

Sunday, June 24, 2007

A Bony Fist Full of Metal!

I have been somewhat remiss in my discussions of The Metal as of late, so this week I remedy all with an epic concert review. Without further ado:

Summer Slaughter Tour featuring Necrophagist: Seattle, 6/20/07

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Young hearts, be free, tonight...

This week on I would like to present an affecting piece of short fiction exploring sex, pain and memory, from the pen of my friend T S Holub. Note: Adult language and themes within.

Without further ado,

I You

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Compact Doom

In which I ruminate on the impending death of the compact disc while studiously avoiding my own mortality.

Musical Chairs

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Now we're cooking.

This week, I would like to present a review of one of my favorite cookbooks, the first I ever purchased. Without further ado, Chef Paul Prudhomme's Louisiana Kitchen.

Sunday, May 27, 2007


This week I would like to present another favorite photo from the Bonehand Collection, this time from the lens of Skamama. Without further ado: DrumSolo

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Death from Above!

New this week: You will never look at a pigeon the same way again after reading this latest piece of short fiction from Gonzalo Ferreyra. Without further ado, Pigeons

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Things are dead this morning...

This week, a look into the inner workings of Casa de Bone as things go horribly awry.

Morning Routine.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Fire it Up!

I am DEFINITELY on a food kick.

Spring is upon us, and it's time to fire up the grill, so this week I serve up a review of one my favorite cookbooks:

The Barbecue Bible, By Steven Raichlin

Sunday, April 29, 2007


This week I've cooked up a little culinary essay that I hope you will enjoy.


Sunday, April 22, 2007

New for the week of 4/22!

This week, I present a pair of musically-themed items for your perusal. From the photo files, I'd like to share one of my personal favorites: Jamroom, which was taken by my daughter Ally a while back. Also, you will find the latest Bonehand review, as I discuss the merits of another of my favorite CD's, The Hellacopters 2004 release By The Grace Of God.

You can check both items out HERE

Sunday, April 15, 2007

New for the week of 4/15: Chapter 3!

What's up, Bonehandinistas? This week, G J Caulkins comes through once again with another installment in the adventures of everyone's favorite dope-addled assistant dishwasher. Check it out here.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Happy Easter, everyone!

Since many of us will find ourselves besieged by jelly beans, plastic grass and vinegar-scented egg dye this week, it seems appropriate to ruminate a little on the joys of childhood. I hope you enjoy this latest piece of fiction from Gonzalo Ferreyra. Without further ado:

The Great Game of Kickball

Sunday, April 1, 2007

New for April 1st!

This week, I play around with that classic combination, haiku and profanity.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

New for the week of 3/25!

This week, I kick off the reviews section! Check out the site to find an Introduction to the section, as well as a review of Clutch's 2004 album Blast Tyrant, in anticipation of Tuesday's release of their latest From Beale Street to Oblivion.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

New for the week of 3/18!

Greetings, discerning readers! This week’s installment is now available for your reading pleasure, a pair of poems from the pen of my good friend T S Holub. Do yourself a favor and check it out.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

The Site is live! is now live.

My intention with is to present something new every Sunday, be it an essay, work of art, piece of music, or even a review; the idea is to come to the table with something that will interest, entertain or inspire. Perhaps even two of the three. Any more than that is probably pushing it.

Check it out.