Happy Halloween From Bonehand!

And to prove I care, here's Epiode 2, the latest BoneBat podcast! Enjoy!

Bonebat

If you want blood...

This week, as she is getting into a Halloween mood, my One True requested of me a vampire story. What Skamama wants, Skamama gets, so without further ado:

Entrapment

Return of the Dishwasher!

After a 6 month hiatus, It is my pleasure to present this week, the long-awaited fourth installment of GJ Caulkins debut work of fiction on Bonehand.com. Without further ado:

Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher: Chapter Four

Finntroll! Fram! Fram! Fram!

This week: A new metal review as I chronicle the first ever Seattle visit of the mighty Finntroll! And if you haven't already, don't forget to check out first episode of the Bone/Bat podcast. Without further ado:

Finntroll w/ Ceremonial Castings, As Dead ad O-Ren, I Rot and Evangelist. Seattle, Oct 2nd 2007

What do you get when you cross a wombat and a...?

This week, something completely new! "Shotgun" and I have been slaving away in the lab on this for a while, and are proud to finally present the debut edition of the Bone/Bat podcast, a joint production of bonehand.com and mightywombat.com. I hope you enjoy this first installment. Without further ado:

BONE/BAT

WARNING: Bone/Bat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor impaired, our mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, cornish game hens, turkeys or anyone with a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity.

Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned.

My Breakout Post!

This week, a photographic illustration of what I've been up to the last two weekends, as opposed to writing, or music, or other artistic pursuits. Without further ado:

Clawhammerung

or, "Twilight of the Shower Window".

Frog A Doodlee Doo!

This week, I present a little drawing I cooked up recently while playing with my new drawing pad. Granted, It isn't much, but hey: It's opening weekend in the NFL, and I spent the day at the Seahawks game.

Without further ado:

Frogadoodle