The Bonehand Blog

NEW PODCAST: Multimedia Trollage!

2010-12-05T10:19:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 58: Gord and Steve brave the northern frost to present a icy blast of metal from Finland's Finntroll, along with the usual What Pisses Us Off, Filthy Jokes, political rants, and a monstrously huge installment of Multimedia Triage! Learn the history of Finland's finest, and hear our opinions and impressions of AMC's The Walking Dead, the Amazing Krypto Bros. film Damned by Dawn, the cd Self Made Loner from sAMPLE tHE mARTIAN, Call of Duty: Black Ops, the Xbox Live games FX2 Pinball, Comicjumper, Hydrophobia and Super Meat Boy, the novels Horus Heresy: The First Heretic by Aaron Dembski-Bowden and Gilded Latten Bones by Glen Cook, Izotope's RX2 complete audio repair software, and much more in this Damn Trollish episode 58 of...

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NEW PODCAST: WangZgiving!

2010-11-14T23:24:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 57: Gord and Steve serve up an autumn feast of enormous magnitude, as they are joined in-studio by CoSplay, Bill Beats, and MC-3PO of Seattle's Death*Star for a thrilling LIVE display of Northwest Nerdcore, and via the interwebs by the one and only Z. of Hipster Please, on the occasion of Radio Free Hipster's 100th episode! Thus armed, the gang proceeds to abuse the G word, and wreak havoc with all new What Pisses Us Off, Filthy Jokes, political ranting, and Multimedia Triage reviews of The Fall by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk by David Sedaris, Adam WarRock's new CD The War for Infinity, Heavy Mental from Troma Pictures, FX's The League, the comic American Vampire from Scott Snyder, the anime Queen's Blade, the Red Box from Dungeons and Dragons, and much, much, more, in this truly groundbreaking episode 57 of...

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NEW PODCAST: Ales From The Crypt!

2010-10-25T06:27:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 56: Steve and Gord jam-pack another pillowcase with Halloween goodness just for you, as they interview artist extraordinaire "Unkle" Eric Pigors, DJ Cheekyboy of Monster Mash-ups fame, and game designer Bruce Glassco of the board game Betrayal at The House on The Hill, gorge themselves on beer and candy, and treat you to fantastic new tunes from The Creepshow's latest release They All Fall Down! Plus, chill once more to the sounds and smells of FIVE Seattle area haunts with music from Nox Arcana in Steve's Haunt Tours, laugh at the latest "What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes, and enjoy Multimedia Triage reviews of IFC's Dead Set, the film Red, the novel The Help by Kathryn Stockett, season 4 of [adult swim]'s Metalocalypse, TSR's Dungeons and Dragons Red Box, LiveRider from New Potato Tech and Troma's Dead Eyes Open, in this frighteningly full episode 56 of...

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NEW PODCAST: Samus It Ever Was

2010-10-03T22:10:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 55: Steve and Gord throw down for the third straight week as they present play by play from the MIFFF and Revenant Film Festivals, coverage of the former highlighted by a visit with The Presence director Tom Provost, and revisit the mighty Metroid Metal on the release of the Expansion Pack EP, complete with PAX Prime band interview! All this plus What Pisses Us Off, Filthy Jokes, and reviews of Alawar Games' Twisted Lands: Shadow Town, the novel Fool by Christopher Moore, the XBL version of Popcap's Plants vs Zombies, and NFL Fanvision in Multimedia Triage round out this most engaging episode 55 of...

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Tres Años

2010-09-26T18:41:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 54: Gord and Steve celebrate three years of BoneBat with a throwback show, hearkening back to the simpler times of two guys, two beers, and What Pisses Us Off, all backed by amazing new music from the remarkably rocking (and newly independent) Weezer! All this plus discussions of food, books and video games, limericks, post-PAX feedback and a review of the novel Handling the Undead by Let The Right One In author John Ajvide Lindqvist await in this landmark episode 54 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: This is my PAX Face

2010-09-19T16:33:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 53: Steve and Gord recount what they did on their summer vacation, with glorious highlights from the first ever BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest, before they hit the 2010 Penny Arcade Expo in full force, bringing back inteviews and game demos with Tron: Evolution producer Keith Michaelis, Erik Wolpaw and Chet Faliszek of Valve on Portal 2 and the forthcoming DLC for L4D, Lead Writer David Gaider of Dragon Age 2, Red 5's Scott Youngblood on Firefall, Kedhrin Gonzalez on Illfonic's Nexuiz, and Pete Berkman of the extraordinary chiptune combo Anamanaguchi, whose amazing music resounds throughout the show. Plus we've got first hand impressions of a ton of other new games, a special PAX-centric round of "What Pisses Us Off", and a painful pair of Filthy Jokes in this digitally manipulated episode 53 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: Enormous Festicles!

2010-08-22T19:53:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 52: Steve and Gord enthusiastically detail what YOU can expect at the first ever BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest, including a complete look at the evening's festivities, interviews with director Henry Saine and writer/actor Devin McGinn from The Last LoveCraft: Relic of Cthulhu, and director Jake West of Doghouse, and an in-studio visit with fest musical guests Barefoot Barnacle, as they preview their debut CD! Plus, we've got a mupple of muppets in listener feedback, more What Pisses Us Off, more Filthy Jokes, and even more political rants; and reviews of the films Dinner For Schmucks and Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the Xbox Game Alan Wake, the books Ex Machina 1-3 by Brian K. Vaughn and James Swallow's Horus Heresy: Nemesis, and Iron Maiden's Final Frontier to round out MultiMedia Triage in this enormous episode 52 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: 200 Miles of Bad Audio

2010-08-09T07:19:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 51: Steve and Gord ramp things up, as they roll out killer interviews with director Stuart Gordon of Re-Animator/From Beyond/Stuck fame, and guitarist Patrik Jensen of death metal kings Witchery, along with a cold slab of crushing Swedish SkeleMetal! Plus, we've got the Official Selections of the BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest to announce; road reports from Steve and Andy C. as they take on the 2010 Seattle to Portland Bicycle Classic; brand new Filthy Jokes, political rants and What Pisses Us Off galore; and MultiMedia Triage reviews of the graphic novels BB Wolf and the 3 LP's by JD Arnold and Rich Koslowski and Doug TenNapel's Ghostopolis, the film Dispicible Me, the video games Space InvadeR and DeathSpank, and the novel The Rookie by Scott Sigler in this
exhaustive episode 51 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: El Daño del Habañero!

2010-07-25T08:39:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 50: Louis Fowler, the scourge of Fort Collins radio, rides shotgun as Gord and Steve deliver a big ol' casket of auditory goodness, featuring the premiere of two brand new cuts from San Francisco blackgrass collective The Pine Box Boys off their forthcomng CD Tales from the Emancipated Head, and highlighted by an interview with PBB mastermind, Lester T. Raww! Speaking of the grass in California, we've also got a brand new political rant, Filthy Jokes, and What Pisses Us Off, and collossal MultiMedia Triage review coverage of Black Dynamite, Trap!, the books Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith and Alan Goldsher's Paul is Undead, the CDs Secret Agent from Tony Allen and the latest from Scissor Sisters, M.I.A. and Colibro 35, Tim Seeley's Hack/Slash: My First Maniac #2, and an in-depth look at Dario Argento's Suspiria featuring Vaughn from Motion Picture Masssacre! Habañero, Necrophilia, Marijuana and other big words abound in this most monumental episode 50 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

Special thanks and props to listener TIM W. for suggesting The PineBox Boys to us! Great call, man!

NEW PODCAST: Cryptocious!

2010-07-11T16:55:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 49: Crushingly backed by Swedish death metal legends Grave, Steve and Gord finally return with the last word on Seattle's 2010 Crypticon Horror convention, shoveling out choice interviews with Ghostbusters' Ernie Hudson, Amanda Wyss from Nightmare on Elm Street, artist extraordinaire Dusty Peterson, and Fangoria's Chris Alexander! All this plus all the Filthy Jokes, What Pisses Us Off and political rants you can stand, and MultiMedia Triage reviews of War by Sebastian Junger, Greg Rucka's The Last Run, Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler, Devo's Something for Everybody and Toy Story 3 are yours to devour in this bloody-rare episode 49 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: Enter the Grave

2010-07-04T08:18:00.001-07:00

In Episode 4:
Steve shares a selection of crushing death metal, some shiny newness, and a few show specifics. Featuring the music of Evile, The Funeral Pyre, Cephalic Carnage, Scar Symmetry, Vader and Barefoot Barnacle!

THE BONEHAND HEAVY HALF HOUR!

NEW PODCAST: Knuckle Eye

2010-06-27T21:17:00.000-07:00

In Episode 3:
Steve discusses various and sundry violence, Fresh Swedish Death, and Metal Influences. Featuring the music of Demiricous, Black Tusk, Witchery, Grave, Sentenced, Bastard Child Death Cult and Hunab Ku! Check it out at www.bonehand.com and Itunes! Give it a listen, and KEEP IT HEAVY!

THE BONEHAND HEAVY HALF HOUR!

NEW SHOW! THE HEAVY HALF HOUR!

2010-06-20T21:47:00.001-07:00

I'm proud to announce my latest project! It's the Heavy Half Hour, your straight shot of heavy, independent music from co-creator of The BoneBat Show! The first 2 episodes are now LIVE at www.bonehand.com and Itunes! Check them out, subscribe if you like, and KEEP IT HEAVY!

THE BONEHAND HEAVY HALF HOUR!

NEW PODCAST: Return of the Nerdi!

2010-06-13T23:00:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 48: Steve and Gord are back with a vengeance and another dose of post-punk laptop rap, courtesy of SF's MC LARS, highlighted by an interview with the man himself! They also visit with Crypticon's Eric Morgret for a preview of next weekend's Horror Con in Seattle, deliver another round of Filthy Jokes, What Pisses Us Off and political rants, and present a monumental installment of Multimedia Triage, featuring reviews of Super Mario Galaxy 2, Without a Trace and 61 Hours by Lee Child, Y, the Last Man from DC Comics, the films Y Tu Mama, Tambien and Grotesque, the CD Black Meddle Vol. 2: Addicts from Nachtmystium, and the Seattle stop of MC Chris's Hellraiser Tour. Do not miss this critically overloaded episode 48 of The BoneBat Show!

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REVIEW: mc chris's Hellraiser Tour Hits Seattle!

2010-06-08T07:15:00.000-07:00

This Week: Bonehand reviews the Seattle stop of mc chris's Hellraiser tour, featuring MC Lars and YTCracker, and Math the Band, live from El Corazon! Without further ado:

mc chris, Live at El Corazon!

NEW PODCAST: BOOM!

2010-05-30T16:37:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 47: Steve and Gord are blowin' up headphones, as they finally get out from Under The Dome, accept a Eurocentric listener feedback challenge, extol the virtues of With Sprinkles in a live interview with WA nerdcore rap powerhouse Beefy, and make Beefy feel good about himself, as usual. All this plus "What Pisses us Off", new Filthy Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews of Iron Man 2, Savages by Don Winslow, Naked States, Kick-Ass, George Romero's Survival of The Dead and the Blue Underground Blu Ray release of Lucio Fulci's City of The Living Dead, are yours to admire in this explosive episode 47 of The BoneBat Show!

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Hypocrisy Destroys Seattle! Film at 11:00!

2010-05-23T19:26:00.000-07:00

This Week: The mighty Hypocrisy hits Seattle, touring with Scar Symmetry, Hate , Blackguard and Swashbuckle on the "Taste of Extreme Divinity" tour, and Bonehand is there! Without further ado:

Hypocrisy, Live at El Corazon!

NEW PODCAST: This Gigantic BoneBat Kills

2010-05-09T12:49:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 46: This Episode: Held in Rap(t) attention by the post-punk laptop sounds of San Francisco's MC LARS, Gord and Steve still manage to launch a brand new fusillade of What Pisses Us Off, half-assed political rants and Filthy Jokes. All this plus reviews of the film Kick Ass, A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel, the CDs Fart and Wiener Jokes by Brian Posehn and Prototype from Seattle's own Arisen From Nothing, and the latest Troma DVD Dark Nature round out this fast-talk-and-you-don't-stop episode 46 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: Menagerie a Trois!

2010-04-18T15:18:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 45: Gord and Steve triple down on the animal kingdom, as they are joined by drummer Larry Herweg to present a pod of mammoth sounds from Chicago's Pelican, Steve eats WAY too much chicken in service of a review, and when it comes to Filthy Jokes, it's all about the livestock. All this plus the Return of the Voicemail, an array of "What Pisses Us Off", a pack of Political Rants, and reviews of I Learned the Hard Way by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, the Blur Demo, the game Mass Effect, How To Train Your Dragon and Clash of the Titans in Multimedia Triage, make for a most zoo-illogical episode 45 of The BoneBat Show!

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PODCAST REMIX: Bitter About the Butter!

2010-04-11T20:16:00.000-07:00

Another one from the Vaults...

BoneBat Classics Episode 05: Bitter About the Butter REMIXED!

In this episode from February 2008, Steve and Gord celebrate one full year of Bonehand.com, with discussions of unrequited cravings, childhood disorientation, public restroom etiquette, dubiously motivated cash windfalls, things that piss our wives off, and the best place to keep the damned butter.

And it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! Without further ado:

Episode 05: Bitter About the Butter REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: FFTW!

2010-04-04T12:45:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 44: Steve and Gord focus all 3 1/2 ears on MC Frontalot's latest effort Zero Day, giving you a first listen and their impressions on the occasion of its release! Plus, Steve mans the mic for an interview with DR from Signal Studios on the stunning Xbox Live game Toy Soldiers; Gord takes Republican'ts to task in a scorching political rant; Stephen King's Under the Dome, 61 Hours by Lee Child, Don Winslow's Savages and the conclusion of DC Comics Blackest Night are reviewed in a most literary installment of Multimedia Triage; and new volleys of "What Pisses Us Off" and "Filthy Jokes" are launched in this uncanny episode 44 of The BoneBat Show!

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NEW PODCAST: Four Color Fury!

2010-03-28T18:28:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 43: Steve and Gord recount the glories of the 2010 Emerald City Comicon, complete with interviews from Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley, Mike Hampton of Hot Zombie Chicks, Elephantmen mastermind Richard Starkings, Mike Avon Oeming of Powers/Hammer of the Gods fame, Chris and Kyle Bolton of Smash!, and Whiteout/Queen and Country/Stumptown creator Greg Rucka! And it's all set to the spectacular sounds of Sacramento's San Kazakgascar! Plus, reviews of the new Gorillaz joint Plastic Beach, the Australian TV series Underbelly, The Hurt Locker, Comixology and Catcher in the Rye (?) in Multimedia Triage, a full box of "What Pisses us Off", and even a few filthy jokes await you in this fantastic 43rd episode of The BoneBat Show. Excelsior!

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NEW PODCAST: Country Style!

2010-03-21T15:21:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 42: Gord and Steve put the honky in honky-tonk, serving up a heaping helping of the Supersuckers country side and an interview with 'suckers frontman Eddie Spaghetti! We've got reviews of the new Horus Heresy book "Thousand Sons" by Graham McNeill and Finntroll's latest CD Nifelvind in Multimedia Triage, an all new trough of "What Pisses us Off", "Just Ask Gord" and even more filthy jokes in store in this down home episode 42 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Dickening!

2010-02-28T21:09:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 41: Gord and Steve scour the nation to bring you a slew of new music from friends of The BoneBat Show! You'll hear great tunes from Missouri's Shaman's Harvest, It Doesn't Matter from NJ, Minneapolis's own Love-Cars, and straight outta Medicine Hat, HelltracK, featuring Jeff Crazy of It Came From The Basement who joins us LIVE! All this plus reviews of Sandboxie, HBO's Generation Kill, Evil Power by Lair of the Minotaur, Retribution from Obscura, Dante's Inferno (the EA Game, not the book...), and Mister Slaughter by Robert R McCammon in Multimedia Triage, "What Pisses us Off", Filthy Jokes, brand new feature "Stolen Bit of the Week", and the TRUTH about why The Mike O' Meara Show suddenly disappeared last week are revealed in this extra ornery episode 41 of The BoneBat Show!

Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Saint Funkensteins Day Massacre

2010-02-14T18:36:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 40: Love is in the air, and it sure is FUNKY, as Steve and Gord are joined by Vaughn from Motion Picture Massacre to wax on things romantic, steam about that Which Pisses Us Off, and take a tour through the seedy underbelly of extreme cinema, backed by the fantastic galactic sounds of Seattle's Super Sonic Soul Pimps! We also massage your ears all sexy like with all new reviews of "Caprica", "Top Gear", Itunes and "Battlefield: Bad Company" in Multimedia Triage; get you hot with a little political ranting, and close the deal with a few Filthy Jokes in this amorous episode 40 of The BoneBat Show!

Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Wrath of Caulk!

2010-01-31T14:41:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 39: Steve and Gord work overtime to make outer space a little more moist thanks to Sacramento's Star Trek Rock Gods WARP 11! So strap in (and strap on)for a smoking hot interview with Captain Karl, Kiki, Brian and John, a huge payload of high octane, sex drenched tunes, and a rapidly expanding ball of "What Pisses Us Off"! We've also got reviews of Troma's War, a preview of Doug TenNapel's forthcoming Ghostopolis, and a kiloton of book, movie and music coverage in Multimedia Triage; more political ranting; and a fresh salvo of Filthy Jokes in this illogically arousing episode 39 of The BoneBat Show!

Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

PODCAST REMIX: Stumbling from the Wreckage

2010-01-17T21:04:00.001-08:00

Another one from the Vaults, since it IS January and all...

BoneBat Classics Episode 04: Stumbling from the Wreckage of '07 REMIXED!

In this episode from January 2008, Steve and Gord discuss what pisses them off: the year in review, the curse of the video game store, bad habits, and how to avoid tiger attacks; all while flipping the bird to 2007, and meeting the new year at the door in a sexy negligee, martini in hand, to tunes from TS Holub and Bonehand himself!

Plus, it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!

Episode Four: Stumbling from the Wreckage of '07 REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: End of the Nine

2010-01-10T21:20:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 38: Steve and Gord tackle the glories and lowlights of the year that was, joined by good friends Brother D and Miss Bren from Mail Order Zombie! The gang goes deep to cover the best and worse movies, books, music, comics, and video Games from 2009 while revisiting some of their favorite BoneBat Bands from the last year, rounding things out with "What Pisses Us Off", political ranting and icy jeroboam of Filthy Jokes! Kick off the new year in style with episode 38 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

PODCAST REMIX: The Three U's

2010-01-03T20:29:00.000-08:00

With our Inglourious BoneBat Show 2009 wrap up episode only a week away, the time is right for us to reach back into the vaults for another classic webcast!

BoneBat Classics Episode 03: Unemployed, Uninformed and Unhinged REMIXED!

In this episode from December 2007, Steve and Gord discuss a stunning lack of job security, the mistaken beliefs of childhood, and things that piss them off, whilst chilling to the sounds of Sacramento's freakin' cool San Kazakgascar.

What's more, it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!

Episode Three: Unemployed, Uniformed and Unhinged REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: Silver Balls

2009-12-20T19:35:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 37: Warmed by the scorching psychobilly sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat, Steve and Gord make with the holiday joy as they stop by for an interview with Mike McGee and Tamas Jakab, creators of El Gorgo, the world's most awesome independent comic magazine, and serve up their very own rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas for your listening pleasure, starring good friend Leemo P! Additionally, Gord takes an opposing stance on the book "Death Troopers" while Steve covers "The Name of The Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss and EA Games Dragon Age: Origins for Multimedia Triage, and a destined-to-delight sack full of "What Pisses Us Off", "Just Ask Gord", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" is delivered in episode 37 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Versus!

2009-11-27T06:25:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 36: It's Steve versus Gord, Gord versus the raccoons, and Modern Warfare 2 versus Left 4 Dead 2 as we go totally game-centric thanks to the amazing sounds of Metroid Metal! But that's not all! We get pissed off about Video Game Controversies, Flu Shots and Death Metal Immigration; rant up a political storm; review MW2, L4D2, Star Trek Blu-Rays and Troma Retro's Mad Dog Morgan in Multimedia Triage; and close out with a cornucopia of Filthy Jokes in this most thankful 36th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award nominated BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Challenge!

2009-11-13T00:11:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 35: Steve and Gord finally fulfill the promise of their theme song, as they take up the gauntlet thrown down in a recent Itunes review, bolstered by the monstrously metallic sounds of San Diego's Goblin Cock! Plus, an examination of the loose wires in Gord's head, more political ranting, reviews of the latest Arch Enemy release The Root Of All Evil and Borderlands from Gearbox/2K Games in Multimedia Triage, "Just Ask Gord", "What Pisses Us Off", and a plethora of Filthy Jokes pleasurably probe your ears in this raunchier than usual 35th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award nominated BoneBat Show!Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: The Haunt of Beer!

2009-11-13T00:05:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 34: Steve and Gord pack your pillowcase once again with all the awesome Halloween goodness you can handle! Chill to the incredible horror-soaked punkabilly of Toronto's The Creepshow, as vocalist Sarah Sin joins us for an interview! Thrill to the sounds and smells of a trio of Seattle Haunt Tours, as Steve visits Stocker Farms' Field of Screams, the Seattle House of Horrors and Dark Hollow Haunted Forest! Then, hang with special guest Skamama for an mammoth Multimedia Triage, as the gang reviews I Sell The Dead, Zombieland, Skeletonwitch's new CD "Breathing the Fire", the book Death Troopers from Joe Schreiber and Del Rey books, and the DVD's The Last Horror Film and Pigs in a Troma Retro Spotlight! All this plus pumpkin economics, Beer, bargains, contests, Filthy Jokes, "Just Ask Gord" and "What Pisses Us Off" await, in this ghoulish 34th episode of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

PODCAST REMIX: More Horrific than Ever!

2009-10-11T08:15:00.000-07:00

While we are still a couple of weeks away from the next episode of The BoneBat Show, I do have something this week for your listening pleasure. Since Gord and I have been doing the show, I have (arguably) become more proficient with my equipment (smirk). Since I have never been happy with the sound quality of our earliest efforts, I have decided to go back and apply some of my so-called "Skillz" to the BoneBat back catalog. So this week:

BoneBat Classics Episode 02: Oh The Horror REMIXED!

In our first Halloween Episode, Steve and Gord itemize their profanity, and discuss some history, Halloween rituals past and present, spooky movies, and extreme prejudice pest control, all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never- before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. Please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! This episode features the music of Seattle's own Barefoot Barnacle!

Includes bonus cut: "Baby Got Brains", the Zombie Karaoke we did for Mail Order Zombie earlier this year. Apologies to Sir Mixalot.

Episode Two: Enter The BoneBat REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: Keepin' It Short

2009-10-04T19:04:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 33: Steve and Gord vow to keep this one brief, but are thwarted at every turn by their own ceaselessly spewing pieholes as they piss off their vegetarian friends, kick off a couple of new contests, interview Hidden Path Entertainment's Jeff Pobst on the game Defense Grid: The Awakening, join a few podcasting luminaries for a live recap from Revenant Film Festival , and introduce brand new feature "Just Ask Gord", all with the rockalocking support of Sacramento's The Nickel Slots! Then it's time to survey Left 4 Dead: Crash Course, Zombie Apocalypse, Dethklok's Dethalbum II, and DC's Blackest Night once again in Multimedia Triage, seeth over "What Pisses Us Off" and break in some new Filthy Jokes to round out this firm, fully packed 33rd episode of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: What the Deuce?

2009-09-20T16:47:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 32: Steve and Gord celebrate 2 years of podcasty goodness in their most epic show ever, backed by the astonishing nerdcore rap stylings of MC Frontalot! Listen in as they rage vehemently in "What Pisses Us off", revel in the glories of PAX 2009, cross mics interview-wise with MC Frontalot and Geoff Bough of the Revenant Film Festival, then top it all off with Filthy Jokes and a huge Multimedia Triage, where they cover the video games Scribblenauts, Arkham Asylum and Metroid Prime Trilogy, the film "9", the Blackest Night event from DC Comics, and the upcoming Drunken Zombie Film Festival, joined by special guest Bryan from Drunken Zombie! Over 2 1/2 hours of sheer eargasmic entertainment is yours to enjoy in episode 32 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: BoneBatomizer

2009-08-31T06:45:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 31: Steve and Gord blow up with an explosive episode devoted to Chicago's finest defunct punk powerhouse, the mighty Big Black! Additionally, they deliver an epic payload of "What Pisses Us Off " and let loose with in-depth reviews of the unconventional zombie flicks Deadgirl and Pontypool, along with recent releases G.I Joe, District 9 and Inglourious Basterds, and give a listen to the latest Clutch CD, Strange Cousins from the West in Multimedia Triage. All this, a fiery political rant from Gord, and even more Filthy Jokes assail your ears in episode 31 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Comic-Con-Clusion!

2009-08-09T17:12:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 30: Steve and Gord return with part 2 of their coverage from San Diego Comic-Con 2009, and it's all about the video games as they touch base with Dave Grossman of Telltale Games regarding Tales of Monkey Island; chat with Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp about Game 3 from The Behemoth, and discuss Left 4 Dead 2 with Valve's Chet Faliszek; while powered up with the 8-bit backing of Barefoot Barnacle! All this plus "What Pisses Us Off " and another round of Filthy Jokes are up in episode 30 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Comic-Con-Cussion!

2009-08-02T18:55:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 29: Steve and Gord descend upon San Diego for Comic-Con 2009, and YOU ARE THERE! PONDER as Steve and Gord interview Doug TenNaple, author of the comics Creature Tech and Power Up, and creator of the game Earthworm Jim! LEARN Walking Dead auteur Robert Kirkman's upcoming plans as you bask in the glory of a poorly recorded panel! LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF five seconds at a time, thanks to the fine folks at 5secondfilms.com! ROCK VICARIOUSLY to the unparalleled nerdcore flow of MC Frontalot, YTCracker and MC Lars in a recap of Aftercon '09! ENVY as G&S cavort with smoking hot booth babes! All this and more, washed down with an icy cold flagon of metal from Salem OR's own Dusks Embrace, is on tap for your sheer listening enjoyment in episode 29 of The BoneBat Show! Excelsior!

The BoneBat Show!

The family that shambles together...

2009-07-19T22:19:00.000-07:00

This week: After restful week off, I finally deliver my last words on the Guinness World Record setting 2009 Fremont Zombie Walk! Without further ado:

An All American (Zombie) Family

NEW PODCAST: Burning Sensation!

2009-07-05T20:17:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 28: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by Duvall WA's own Burning of I, who premiere 3 scorching new slabs of twisted metal from their forthcoming release Nowhere is a Destination for your listening pleasure, jump in head first for a round of beers, Filthy Jokes and "What Pisses Us Off", and listen intently as Steve and Gord extol the virtues of Voivod's Infini, the Ghostbusters video game and the BBC America show Top Gear in Multimedia Triage! Finally, Steve and family hit Fremont for the "Red White and Dead" zombie walk, and YOU ARE THERE! You'd have to be lacking a pulse to miss Episode 28 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

Baby Got Brains

2009-06-29T17:16:00.000-07:00

This week: I am proud to present a little somethin' somethin' that Skamama and I cooked up for last month's Zombie Karaoke episode of the Mail Order Zombie Podcast. With my most sincere apologies to Sir MixALot, and without further ado:

Baby Got Brains

NEW PODCAST: Two Pantfuls of Terror!

2009-06-13T21:07:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 27: Steve enters the creepy old house alone, to present complete coverage of Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead star Ken Foree and Troma studio head Lloyd Kaufman; interviews with actor Tom Atkins of Night of the Creeps and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown with creature actor extraordinaire Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame; and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow! Is that it? Not even close! Brother D of Mail Order Zombie drops in for a con postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot Barnacle make with their brand of musical metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the shotgun for snappy comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those counting, this marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the foul horror that is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

NEW PODCAST: Dine Hard!

2009-06-07T19:55:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 26: Steve, Gord and special guest Julie talk about food and drink too much beer, all while skanking to the beat of St. Louis Ska kings MU330! Hungry for more? How about a full plate of "What Pisses Us Off", a heaping helping of Multimedia Triage, a side of listener feedback, and a fresh batch of Filthy Jokes? And to top things off, for dessert Steve and Gord interview Josh Eisenstadt, Director of the new to DVD film release Dark Reel! It's a full-on feast for the ears in episode 26 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

Grumpy!

2009-05-31T21:49:00.000-07:00

This week: A little piece of art I knocked out this AM, a dream pet for Junior. Without further ado:

Grumpy

NEW PODCAST: Awkward!

2009-05-17T17:23:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 25: Steve and Gord recall golden moments of personal awkwardness and social retardation, while singing the praises of the terminally funky Lefties Soul Connection! But that's not all! Gord gets deep on the concept of the Credit Default Swap in his nameless political rant, Steve gushes all over the new Star Trek Movie in Multimedia Triage, awesome voicemails are aired, and the usual "What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes are on display in Episode 25 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

Hit By a Bus, Chicago style!

2009-05-06T23:03:00.000-07:00

This week: Here is my review of the debut release from Chicago crushers Lord Mantis! Without further ado:

Spawning the Nephilim

NEW PODCAST: The BoneBat Guide to Life

2009-04-26T13:28:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 24: Steve and Gord share a few of their philosophies on life, backed by the sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and institutes a banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and things that piss them off; Vaughn of Motion Picture Massacre fires back via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace, Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get reviewed in Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

Everything Live-er than Everything else!

2009-04-19T23:47:00.000-07:00

This week: The second installment of Bonehand's concert adventures, 1990-1994! Without further ado:

Show Notes: Vol. 2

NEW PODCAST: Disappointed!

2009-04-05T23:27:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 23: Steve and Gord get pissed off about oil changes and bad movie seats, discuss how far they could trust their clones, and catalog a metric ton of disappointment, coming through virtually unscathed thanks to the sensational sounds of Midwestern super ska masters Mustard Plug! Additionally, Gord whacks politically, Steve reviews the new Grindhouse Releasing DVD of Lucio Fulci’s “Cat In The Brain” for Multimedia Triage, a new Mustard Plug single is unveiled, and The BoneBat Filthy Joke Contest is brought to a Happy Ending in Episode 23 of The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

With All My Love

2009-03-29T20:04:00.000-07:00

This week, a little something for my baby. Happy birthday, Skamama!

Without further ado:

Julie

NEW PODCAST: Hole-istic!

2009-03-15T14:16:00.000-07:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 22: This Episode: Steve and Gord dive brainfirst into the musical madness of Texan rock legends The Butthole Surfers! Along the way they rant about the housing crisis, teach little kids how to swear, review "The Watchmen", spew a few more Filthy Jokes, kick off a related new contest, and air a guest "What Pisses Us Off" from Motion Picture Massacre's Vaughn K! So what are you waiting for? Without Further Ado:

The BoneBat Show!

PODCAST REMIX: Reentry of the BoneBat!

2009-03-01T18:12:00.000-08:00

While we are still a couple of weeks away from the next episode of The BoneBat Show, I do have something this week for your listening pleasure.

Over the year and a half that GJC and I have been doing the show, I have (arguably) become more proficient with my equipment (smirk). Since I have never been happy with the sound quality of our earliest efforts, I have decided to go back and apply some of my so-called "Skillz" to the BoneBat back catalog. No "Gord Shot First", CGI enhancement bullshit here, It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from us, only now it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! Without further ado:

Episode One: Enter The BoneBat REMIXED!

NEW PODCAST: If You Want Pud...You Got It!

2009-02-22T21:38:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 21: Backed by the incredible music of LA punk legends The Dickies, and a helping hand from Skamama, Steve and Gord shoot off a glorious celebration of that which makes a man a man; taking a good hard look at weak pickles, bicycle race short comings, frozen phallic art, and a huge wad of The Dickies band history! This plus a stiff segment of "What Pisses Us Off", a fresh round of Multimedia Triage, and a full 12 inches of filthy jokes are jammed in your ears in episode 21 of The BoneBat Show! Without Further Ado:

The BoneBat Show!

Run, You Fools!

2009-02-15T22:12:00.000-08:00

This week: The kids demand equal time, so once again I turn the internet into my own personal refrigerator door with a little something from Jr. to balance out his sisters' artistic efforts. Without further ado:

Giant Robot

Meshuggah! Live in Seattle!

2009-02-10T00:01:00.000-08:00

This Week: The mighty Meshuggah hits Seattle, on tour with Cynic and The Faceless, and Bonehand is there with a review for your reading pleasure! Without further ado:

Meshuggah, Live at El Corazon!

NEW PODCAST: The Evil Powers of BoneBat!

2009-02-01T09:14:00.001-08:00

This week: the latest episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 20: Screw the Superbowl, It's SUPERSUCKERS SUNDAY! Propelled by a plethora of high octane tunes from the "Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World"(tm), Steve and Gord cover a ton of ground as they discuss things inaugural, political annoyances, unruly kids, raccoon fu, ugly shoes, cartooning and the creative process thereof, the songs in our heads, the power of music, and crappy ad campaigns, and recount the Supersuckers glorious history and detail exactly why they rule. All this plus "What Pisses Us Off", Multimedia Triage, and a new batch of filthy jokes are yours for the taking in episode 20 of The BoneBat Show!

Without further ado: The BoneBat Show!

On with the show...

2009-01-26T22:47:00.000-08:00

This week, I present the highlights of a decade of live music! Without further ado:

Show Notes Volume 1: The Eighties

Can't touch this!

2009-01-19T06:48:00.000-08:00

This week, I present you with a prickly picture from the lens of Skamama. Without further ado:

Pokey

NEW PODCAST: Bone Gigante!

2009-01-12T06:40:00.000-08:00

NEW PODCAST: Bone Gigante!
This week, the latest episode of The BoneBat Show!

Episode 19, "Bone Gigante!": In a show every bit as epic as it's title, Steve and Gord collide with Jacob, David and Jeremy of the Pinto Gigante podcast to bring you a collossal year end simulcast! No topic is safe as the crew decry that which pisses them off, and extol the virtues of the year's finest movies, books, comics, and of course, THE METAL, in this Rashomon of podcastery! But that's not all! We've got Anger! Floods! Obscenities! Zombies! Innuendo! Oustings? Size! Deductive reasoning! And Filthy Jokes! All set to a selection of some of the finest independent music to grace The BoneBat Show in 2008!

And when you're done with that? Listen to The Pinto Gigante version for a entirely different take on the show, complete with even more incredible music!

Without further ado: The BoneBat Show!

Don't make me come back there!

2008-12-25T18:47:00.000-08:00

This week, Sunday comes early as I am proud to present this wonderfully universal snapshot of Christmases past, straight from the pen of special guest author and I ROT bassist extraordinaire, Chad Duvall! Without Further Ado:

Christmas in Twisp

NEW PODCAST: The Purists

2008-12-21T23:08:00.000-08:00

This week, the latest episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 18, "The Purists", Steve and Gord take time to celebrate the holiday season, as they recount tales of Christmas past, bitch about the perils of home ownership, and reveal their purist tendencies (or lack thereof) as they argue about zombies, food and film remakes, all to tremendous tunes of Maryland's Sixty Watt Shaman! [MySpace] A stocking full of "What Pisses Us Off", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" awaits as well, so Happy Holidays from The BoneBat Show!

Without further ado: The BoneBat Show!

Mas Zombage!

2008-12-14T23:39:00.000-08:00

New this week, for your browsing pleasure
A multi-colored, pixeled treasure
Left 4 Dead has left me cross-eyed
And tourna-ma-tizing? Well preoccupied!
But I know you need something, and you need it soon
So I hope you enjoy this small zombie 'toon!

Without further ado:
The Shambler

Death from beyond space!

2008-12-08T21:51:00.000-08:00

This week, a review of the latest from Los Angeles tech/prog/death metal collective The Faceless. [Link] Without further ado:

Planetary Duality

NEW PODCAST: Take Him To DETROIT!

2008-11-23T21:39:00.000-08:00

This week: A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In episode 17: Steve is healthy again, but now Gord feels like crap, so he proceeds to take out his aggravation on the entire western hemisphere, starting with the Motor City, home to this weeks' incredible musical guests, retro Rock kings The Twistin' Tarantulas! [Link],[MySpace]

The duo move on to discuss a quick trip to Tijuana, science, inappropriate humor, kids toothpaste, and a few recent books, movies, and video games in a new segment entitled "Multimedia Triage". All this plus voicemails, "What Pisses Us Off", and Steve and Gord's "Filthy Jokes of the Week" are yours to enjoy in Episode 17 of ...The BoneBat Show! Without further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

Bonehand reviews Bloodbath!

2008-11-17T23:31:00.000-08:00

This week, Bonehand reviews the latest from Swedish death metal supergroup Bloodbath! Without Further ado:

The Fathomless Mastery

Bow before Mjolnir's metallic might!

2008-11-09T14:55:00.000-08:00

This week, I review one of my favorite albums of 2008, the latest from Swedish death metal Vi-Kings Amon Amarth! Without further ado:

Twilight of the Thunder God

Gored!

2008-11-02T21:45:00.000-08:00

This week, one final taste of Hallowe'en before we move on with our year. Photo and vegetal mutilation by Bonehand. Without Further ado:

BoneBat O'Lantern

The Skelekin's Sinister Survey!

2008-10-26T13:54:00.000-07:00

This week, a brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

Episode 16: "The Skelekin's Sinister Survey"

This Episode: Steve and Gord whip out their huge goody sacks, chock full of sweet
treats for your Halloween pleasure! Joined once again by the Julie, the beautiful bride of Bonehand, they proceed to get pissed about politics, visit WA's crappiest haunted trail, answer a couple of voicemails, pimp-slap a fellow podcast, recap the Revenant Film Festival [Link], make with the filthy jokes, and consider 13 of the creepiest queries ever collated in the Sinister Survey, all set to the American Deathphonic Black Metal sounds of Battle Ground, Washington's own Ceremonial Castings![Link]Without Further ado:

The BoneBat Show!

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Psycroptic O(wns) with Ob(Servant)!

2008-10-19T18:59:00.000-07:00

This week: Check out my review of the amazing latest CD from Tasmania's Psycroptic! Without Further ado:

Ob(Servant)

The Great Pit of Cartoons!

2008-10-05T18:26:00.000-07:00

This Week, a brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

In Episode 15: Steve and Gord throw themselves into The Great Pit of Cartoons, where they discover a new definition of pain and suffering as they discuss kid-oriented things that piss them off, giggle at child profanity, spew a few more filthy jokes, and slowly digest 70 some years of amazing animation, all amidst the Star Wars-ian Darth Metal grandeur of the UK's Anchorhead![Link] Without further ado:

Episode Fifteen!

Carcass! Live in Rat City!

2008-09-28T23:53:00.000-07:00

New this week: A review of the Seattle stop of the Exhumed to Consume tour, featuring Carcass, with Suffocation, 1349 and Aborted. Without further ado:

CARCASS

Anno Comedi!

2008-09-22T00:01:00.000-07:00

This Week: A Brand New episode of The BoneBat Show!

This Episode: Skamama rejoins Steve and Gord to celebrate one whole year of heat-crazed audio debauchery, as they unveil their new theme song, hear from a few friends, discuss homeowner annoyances, traffic trouble, kids taking the law into their own hands and censorship, tell a few dirty jokes, and thank everyone they can think of, all to the amazing garage-rockin' sounds of Seattle's The Whore Moans! [Link] Without further ado:

Episode Fourteen!

Bonehand invades Pinto Gigante!

2008-09-15T22:08:00.000-07:00

David and Jacob from the awesome Pinto Gigante Podcast were kind enough to invite me on the show this week to discuss the new Metallica, Death Magnetic! Click here to check out episode 26!

Big Timber!

2008-09-14T21:25:00.000-07:00

This week, a new photo from the lens of SkaMama, fresh from our recent foray to Mt. Baker. Without further ado:

Gnarled and Ancient

Great Seattle Metal you totally missed!

2008-09-09T00:28:00.000-07:00

This week, a brand new local metal review, featuring BoneBat Show favorites I Rot! Without further ado:

I Rot, with Sikend and Burning Of I. Seattle, September 6th 2008

Filthy Rotten Luck!

2008-08-24T20:44:00.000-07:00

This Week, A brand new episode of The BoneBat Show!

This Episode, Steve and Gord are joined in studio by BJ, Chad, Jeramee and Aubrey of Seattle death merchants I Rot, where they ratchet up the raunch factor exponentially, discuss drawbacks of the English language and transportation, learn a little band history, bow to The Metal, give away another free CD, and close out with a filthy joke free-for-all, as Gord struggles with sound quality and Steve does his level best to wear out the F-word.

Episode 13

At the Gates returns!

2008-08-19T00:15:00.000-07:00

This week, I present my photo-encrusted chronicle of Swedish death metal legends At The Gates and their Suicidal Final Tour! Without Further ado:

At The Gates!

The Adventure Concludes!

2008-08-10T23:01:00.000-07:00

This week: It's finally here! After ten months since the last thrilling installment, it is my privilege to present the long awaited conclusion of G J Caulkins' tremendously compelling work of short fiction, Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher. Without further ado, and by way of recap:

and finally...

Enjoy!

Seattle Slaughter!

2008-08-10T22:54:00.000-07:00

Click below to experience my super deluxe jumbo bonus review of the Seattle stop of the 2008 Summer Slaughter Tour, complete with photos!

Summer Slaughter

Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

2008-07-27T22:51:00.000-07:00

This week, the all new twelfth episode 12 of The BoneBat Show!

In "The Happysode", It's all about the good life, as Steve and Gord discuss some of their favorite things, including beer, sex, true wildlife stories, comic book movies, fine music and where to find it, and filthy jokery; while digressing to fondle the letter B and ruminate on the seedier side of Sesame Street. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme!

This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme! [Link].

Without further ado: Episode Twelve!

Delicioso!

2008-07-13T20:25:00.000-07:00

Who's up for a little home-made Mexican food? Without further ado :

Delicioso!

Spunk and Disorderly!

2008-07-05T21:00:00.000-07:00

New this week, a brand new episode of the BoneBat Show!

This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined by Jorge Meneses of Barefoot Barnacle [Link] and let loose with their crudest effort yet, as they get pissed-off all over again, recount tales of the dreaded frijole pit, discuss the travails of green commuting, mock the bass player, peep a few summer flicks, and blow their load of filthy jokes. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's Hunab Ku. [Link]. Without further ado:

Episode Eleven!

Assessing Divinity!

2008-07-01T00:10:00.000-07:00

Brand new at Gravemusic.com, a review of Allegory, the debut from Calgary 's Divinity. Without further ado:

Allegory

Gear Porn!

2008-06-29T18:38:00.000-07:00

More photography this week as I show off the latest in my stable of six-stringed goodness, the Schecter Hellraiser! Without Further Ado:

A Show of Force

Fish On!

2008-06-22T19:18:00.000-07:00

I spend the weekend fishing in Montana, and as usual, all you get are a couple of lousy photos. Without Further Ado:

The Fishermen

Bonus Review at Gravemusic!

2008-06-17T06:34:00.000-07:00

As an added bonus this week, I have just posted a new review of Holographic Universe, the latest release from Sweden's Scar Symmetry, over at Gravemusic.com. So, what are you waiting for? Check it out!

Holographic Universe

Aggro E Olio!

2008-06-15T18:43:00.000-07:00

Fresh for Father's Day, a brand new Episode of the BoneBat Show!

Episode Ten: "Aggro E Olio: Pissed-Off Extended Dance Mix!"

In this Episode, Steve and Gord double their usual length by presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off Off, a veritable lightning round of rage, annoyance, and pique. Then they review the importance of giving out your correct work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the Week". This episode's accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's
I Rot. Without Further ado:

The Bone/Bat Show

Mustakrakish destroys Seattle! Film at 11:00!

2008-06-09T00:45:00.000-07:00

I'm going nuts with the live shows lately, all just for you! This week, the world's most powerful American/Scandinavian cartoon death metal band, Live in Seattle! Without further ado:

Dethklok

Arch Enemy in Seattle!

2008-06-02T20:36:00.000-07:00

This week, Bonehand checks out the Seattle stop of the Tyranny and Bloodshred 2008 Tour, Featuring Arch Enemy, Dark Tranquillity, Divine Heresy and Firewind! Without further ado:

Arch Enemy Live 2008

I've got your Nostagia right here...

2008-05-25T16:03:00.000-07:00

Just in time for Memorial Day, a brand new BoneBat Show! This episode: Steve and Gord look back at some cool junk from the past, gripe about childhood chores, listen to awesome Midwest Ska, assess the early crop of summer movies, and achieve a measure of clown closure. This episode's music comes courtesy of Michigan's now-defunct Parka Kings [Link]. Thanks for the great music fellas, you are missed! Without further ado:

Episode Nine: Nostalgia, Grievance and Orifii

On fire with In Flames!

2008-05-19T22:23:00.000-07:00

New this week: A review of A Sense of Purpose, the latest release from Swedish metal masters In Flames! Without further ado:

IN FLAMES - A Sense of Purpose

I...AM...ICE CREAM MAN!

2008-05-13T22:03:00.000-07:00

This week, my daughter bails me out right at deadline with a hilarious rewrite of a heavy metal classic. Without Further Ado:

Ice Cream Man

New Metal Review!

2008-05-04T23:21:00.001-07:00

Lurch on over to Gravemusic.com for a Bonehand Review of the new Belphegor CD, Bondage Goat Zombie!

Tumbler of Love!

2008-05-04T19:48:00.001-07:00

This week: Julie joins Steve and Gord for another increasingly obnoxious episode of The Bone/Bat Show, as they cover Gord's favorite headlines, the old cookie bait-and-switch, piss-poor customer service, racy late-night commercials, clown-hiring danger signs, fashion for old people, and magical fertility beverages; then mince words and plug those who shalt be plugged. This episode's epic speaker-wrecking musical offering comes to you from Chico, CA's The Makai, courtesy of Seventh Rule Recordings. Without further ado:

Bone/Bat!

I'm feeling a little Arsis-istic

2008-04-27T18:06:00.000-07:00

This week, I spread my black wings and take my skills (if you can call them that) over to gravemusic.com for a review of the latest from Virginia tech metal merchants ARSIS. Without further ado:

We Are the Nightmare

Bonehand goes Full English!

2008-04-27T18:02:00.001-07:00

I hope you are hungry, because this week, Bonehand delivers his take on a breakfast classic from across the pond. Without further ado:

Full English

Bonehand vs. The Plan!

2008-04-22T23:11:00.000-07:00

This week, a review of last week’s Dillinger Escape Plan show at El Corazon in Seattle, co-starring Bone/Bat contributors Barefoot Barnacle! Without further ado:

Dillinger Escape Plan, Live 2008

A Bone/Bat Three/Way!

2008-04-13T16:50:00.000-07:00

This week, In honor of the release of her incredible new book Uncommon Crochet, the Skamama herself Julie Armstrong Holetz joins us for a brand-new bigger-than-ever Bone/Bat podcast, with music by the Acme Rocket Quartet!

Bone/Bat Bonus! Check out the Seismic hat pattern from Skamama, a Bonehand.com exclusive! Without further ado:

Episode Seven!

C U Ministry! Thanks for the Fix!

2008-04-06T22:18:00.000-07:00

This week, a review of Ministry's C U LA-Tour, which hit Seattle last weekend! Without further ado:

Ministry Live 2008